Cockneys vs Zombies
"The undead are double dave"
In the East End of London a tight knit group of working class Cockneys bands together when a sudden zombie outbreak strands their aging relative and a handful of his retirement home neighbors inside a local care facility. With improvised clubs, kitchen knives, and a lot of grit, they push into... Read more
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About Cockneys vs Zombies
In the East End of London a tight knit group of working class Cockneys bands together when a sudden zombie outbreak strands their aging relative and a handful of his retirement home neighbors inside a local care facility. With improvised clubs, kitchen knives, and a lot of grit, they push into the streets to reach the residents and secure a way out, turning the crisis into a test of loyalty and quick thinking. The group's plan evolves as the undead press in, and humor surfaces through shared jokes and brash banter that keeps fear from freezing them. The tone blends blood soaked action with affectionate humor rooted in community. It fuses a rough charm with real grit for British cinema.
Directed by Matthias Hoene, this British action horror blends brisk fights with practical effects and sharp banter. It comes from original ideas by James Moran and Lucas Roche rather than a book or franchise, delivering a lean, energetic ride overall.
Box office numbers for Cockneys vs Zombies were modest and not widely reported, reflecting its niche appeal rather than a wide theatrical push. In markets outside the UK, it found limited exposure but developed a small overseas following among collectors.
The film stands out for pairing grizzled East End stubbornness with a surprisingly tender sense of community. It has earned a small cult following among fans of cheeky zombie comedies, often cited for inventive set pieces and its distinctly local flavor, including working class camaraderie and quick witted dialogue throughout.
Critics generally praised the film for its brisk pacing and its balance of action and humor without collapsing into mood whiplash. It treats urban siege as a backdrop for character resilience, friendship, and the idea that ordinary people can become guardians when their city is under threat at home too.
What Viewers Are Saying
Two cockney orphan tearaways, Andy and Terry, plot to save their grandad's retirement home by stealing a van and pulling together a crew to rob a bank during an East London zombie outbreak. Fans love Alan Ford as Ray and the others like Mental Mickey and Katy, plus the twins' quick banter keeps the mood light. It's a goofy, fast paced ride that swaps scares for punchy lines and ridiculous set pieces, leaving you with a big grin even if not every moment lands.
Details
- Release Date
- August 31, 2012
- Runtime
- 1h 28m
- Rating
- NR
- User Ratings
- 442 votes
- Type
- Movie
- Genres
- Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Studio
- Tea Shop & Film Company
- External Links
- View on IMDB
Official Trailer
Cast
Rasmus Hardiker
Terry
Harry Treadaway
Andy
Michelle Ryan
Katy
Ashley Thomas
Mental Mickey
Jack Doolan
Davey Tuppence
Georgia King
Emma
Tony Gardner
Clive
Alan Ford
Ray Macguire
Tony Selby
Darryl
Honor Blackman
Peggy
Director: Matthias Hoene
Written by: James Moran, Lucas Roche