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Cockneys vs Zombies

"The undead are double dave"

Movie NR 2012 1h 28m 5.7 /10
Directed by Matthias Hoene

In the East End of London a tight knit group of working class Cockneys bands together when a sudden zombie outbreak strands their aging relative and a handful of his retirement home neighbors inside a local care facility. With improvised clubs, kitchen knives, and a lot of grit, they push into... Read more

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About Cockneys vs Zombies

In the East End of London a tight knit group of working class Cockneys bands together when a sudden zombie outbreak strands their aging relative and a handful of his retirement home neighbors inside a local care facility. With improvised clubs, kitchen knives, and a lot of grit, they push into the streets to reach the residents and secure a way out, turning the crisis into a test of loyalty and quick thinking. The group's plan evolves as the undead press in, and humor surfaces through shared jokes and brash banter that keeps fear from freezing them. The tone blends blood soaked action with affectionate humor rooted in community. It fuses a rough charm with real grit for British cinema.

Directed by Matthias Hoene, this British action horror blends brisk fights with practical effects and sharp banter. It comes from original ideas by James Moran and Lucas Roche rather than a book or franchise, delivering a lean, energetic ride overall.

Box office numbers for Cockneys vs Zombies were modest and not widely reported, reflecting its niche appeal rather than a wide theatrical push. In markets outside the UK, it found limited exposure but developed a small overseas following among collectors.

The film stands out for pairing grizzled East End stubbornness with a surprisingly tender sense of community. It has earned a small cult following among fans of cheeky zombie comedies, often cited for inventive set pieces and its distinctly local flavor, including working class camaraderie and quick witted dialogue throughout.

Critics generally praised the film for its brisk pacing and its balance of action and humor without collapsing into mood whiplash. It treats urban siege as a backdrop for character resilience, friendship, and the idea that ordinary people can become guardians when their city is under threat at home too.

What Viewers Are Saying

5.7/10
from 442 ratings

Two cockney orphan tearaways, Andy and Terry, plot to save their grandad's retirement home by stealing a van and pulling together a crew to rob a bank during an East London zombie outbreak. Fans love Alan Ford as Ray and the others like Mental Mickey and Katy, plus the twins' quick banter keeps the mood light. It's a goofy, fast paced ride that swaps scares for punchy lines and ridiculous set pieces, leaving you with a big grin even if not every moment lands.

Details

Release Date
August 31, 2012
Runtime
1h 28m
Rating
NR
User Ratings
442 votes
Type
Movie
Genres
Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Country
United Kingdom
Studio
Tea Shop & Film Company
External Links
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Cast

Rasmus Hardiker

Rasmus Hardiker

Terry

Harry Treadaway

Harry Treadaway

Andy

Michelle Ryan

Michelle Ryan

Katy

Ashley Thomas

Ashley Thomas

Mental Mickey

Jack Doolan

Jack Doolan

Davey Tuppence

Georgia King

Georgia King

Emma

Tony Gardner

Tony Gardner

Clive

Alan Ford

Alan Ford

Ray Macguire

Tony Selby

Tony Selby

Darryl

Honor Blackman

Honor Blackman

Peggy

Director: Matthias Hoene

Written by: James Moran, Lucas Roche

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Frequently Asked Questions

Cockneys vs Zombies is available to stream on Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy it on Apple iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, and Amazon Video.

Yes, Cockneys vs Zombies is available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.

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With a rating of 5.7/10 from 442 viewers, Cockneys vs Zombies is a mixed bag - check out reviews to see if it's right for you.

In the East End of London a tight knit group of working class Cockneys bands together when a sudden zombie outbreak strands their aging relative and a handful of his retirement home neighbors inside a local care facility. With improvised clubs, kitchen knives, and a lot of grit, they push into th...

Cockneys vs Zombies stars Rasmus Hardiker, Harry Treadaway, Michelle Ryan, Ashley Thomas, and Jack Doolan.

Cockneys vs Zombies was directed by Matthias Hoene.

Cockneys vs Zombies was released on August 31, 2012.

Cockneys vs Zombies is a Action, Comedy, Horror, and Thriller film.

Rasmus Hardiker plays Terry.

Harry Treadaway plays Andy.

Michelle Ryan plays Katy.

No, it's a fictional zombie film and isn't presented as a true story.