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Small Time Crooks

"They took a bite out of crime."

Movie PG 2000 1h 34m 6.4 /10
Directed by Woody Allen

Ray is a small time crook who drifts through late night schemes in New York with his wife Frenchy by his side. They hatch a plan to rob a bank, but the caper falls apart in comic fashion, leaving them with more mess than money and a trail of curious witnesses. Rather than crumble, they reinvent... Read more

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About Small Time Crooks

Ray is a small time crook who drifts through late night schemes in New York with his wife Frenchy by his side. They hatch a plan to rob a bank, but the caper falls apart in comic fashion, leaving them with more mess than money and a trail of curious witnesses. Rather than crumble, they reinvent themselves by turning the failed job into a cover for a new, legitimate sounding business. Their unlikely enterprise draws in customers who care more about a clean turn of events than the crime that preceded it, and the couple discovers that luck is a slippery partner. Woody Allen threads witty dialogue and everyday neuroses into a breezy caper that charms rather than shocks. The film leans into the building blocks of a comedic partnership and the small scale New York life that makes the caper feel intimate.

Directed by Woody Allen, Small Time Crooks began as an original screenplay from the filmmaker rather than an adaptation. Released in 2000, the comedy pairs Allen with a strong ensemble and a New York setting that fans recognize.

Box office data place the film at about 29.9 million in revenue, a modest return against its 25 million budget. The numbers reflect a mid range performance for a late 90s to early 2000s Woody Allen release.

Among fans the film is remembered for its laid back vibe and the dynamic between Ray and Frenchy. The humor leans into midlife wishes and the irony of crime turning into a routine business rather than a big score.

Critics generally praised the film for its brisk pacing and sharp dialogue, while some noted that Allen keeps the tone light enough to soften the heist premise. Central themes include luck versus planning, the pull of easy money, and the quirks of a couple who survive together.

Details

Release Date
May 19, 2000
Runtime
1h 34m
Rating
PG
User Ratings
727 votes
Type
Movie
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Country
United States
Studio
Sweetland Films +1 more
Budget
$25,000,000
Box Office
$29,934,477
External Links
View on IMDB

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Cast

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Ray

Tracey Ullman

Tracey Ullman

Frenchy

Michael Rapaport

Michael Rapaport

Denny

Tony Darrow

Tony Darrow

Tommy

Jon Lovitz

Jon Lovitz

Benny

Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant

David

Elaine May

Elaine May

May

S

Sam Josepher

Real Estate Agent

L

Lawrence Howard Levy

Dynamite Dealer

Brian Markinson

Brian Markinson

Cop

Director: Woody Allen

Frequently Asked Questions

Small Time Crooks is available to stream on Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy it on Apple iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, and Amazon Video.

Yes, Small Time Crooks is available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.

Yes, you can rent on Apple iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, and Amazon Video or buy on Apple iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, and Amazon Video.

With a rating of 6.4/10 from 727 viewers, Small Time Crooks is considered decent by viewers and may be worth checking out.

Ray is a small time crook who drifts through late night schemes in New York with his wife Frenchy by his side. They hatch a plan to rob a bank, but the caper falls apart in comic fashion, leaving them with more mess than money and a trail of curious witnesses. Rather than crumble, they reinvent t...

Small Time Crooks stars Woody Allen, Tracey Ullman, Michael Rapaport, Tony Darrow, and Jon Lovitz.

Small Time Crooks was directed by Woody Allen.

Small Time Crooks was released on May 19, 2000.

Small Time Crooks is a Comedy and Crime film.

Woody Allen plays Ray.

Tracey Ullman plays Frenchy.

It's about a small-time crook and his wife who hit it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

It's rated PG, so parental guidance is suggested.