The Brass Teapot
"Everyone Has A Price. What's Yours?"
An exhausted couple struggling to make ends meet discovers a curious brass teapot in a thrift store. The moment they realize that the teapot pays out cash whenever they wound themselves, money begins to flood their apartment like a strange rain. The setup feels like a cheeky shortcut to pay the... Read more
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About The Brass Teapot
An exhausted couple struggling to make ends meet discovers a curious brass teapot in a thrift store. The moment they realize that the teapot pays out cash whenever they wound themselves, money begins to flood their apartment like a strange rain. The setup feels like a cheeky shortcut to pay the bills, a wry joke about modern economics, and a dare they cannot resist. They test the limit by inflicting small injuries and watching the coins pile up, then gradually rationalize bigger risks as the stack grows. The more they rely on the teapot, the more fissures appear in their relationship, their friendships, and their finances. The premise balances dark humor with a creeping unease as the situation spirals beyond their control, without tipping into predictable melodrama.
Released in 2012, The Brass Teapot was directed by Ramaa Mosley and comes from a short story by Tim Macy. The cast features Juno Temple as Alice, Michael Angarano as John, Alexis Bledel as Payton, and Billy Magnussen as Arnie. The production leans indie in feel and tone, with a practical effects approach that keeps the premise intimate rather than grandiose.
Box office data for the film are modest and not widely publicized, reflecting its limited release and festival circuit origins. The movie circulated primarily through independent venues rather than a wide commercial rollout. Its distribution included a mix of screenings at specialty theaters and regional festivals, which helped it find a dedicated niche audience.
This indie creature feature has developed a small but loyal audience among fans of offbeat fantasy and black comedy. The central premise has been cited in discussions of high concept thrillers that mix humor with moral peril. It is remembered for turning a simple thrift store find into a warning about how quickly desire can outrun ethics.
Critics described the film as a bold blend of comedy, fantasy and thriller. It uses its central idea to probe greed and the costs of shortcuts while testing trust and loyalty, with strong performances from Temple and Angarano anchoring the tensions, and with the film's dark humor landing where it counts.
Details
- Release Date
- September 08, 2012
- Runtime
- 1h 40m
- Rating
- R
- User Ratings
- 508 votes
- Type
- Movie
- Genres
- Comedy, Fantasy, Thriller
- Country
- United States
- Studio
- Laundry Films +1 more
- External Links
- View on IMDB
Official Trailer
Cast
Juno Temple
Alice
Michael Angarano
John
Alexis Bledel
Payton
Billy Magnussen
Arnie
Alia Shawkat
Louise
Bobby Moynihan
Chuck
Steve Park
Dr. Ling
Ben Rappaport
Ricky
Lucy Walters
Mary
Jack McBrayer
Joe
Director: Ramaa Mosley
Written by: Tim Macy